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| by Drano P. Drudge Hey, Kids: This is your old pal, Drano P. Drudge here. Well, L.D. Granola came back from vacation and she was not too happy about my taking over Wanna Bet?™ Magazine. Especially when she noticed I was trying to replace Andy’s dog. So we discussed it like two intelligent adults. That wasn’t fair because she had an advantage there. So I challenged her to an arm wrestling match. She beat me. (I think she’s been lifting weights.) Then I challenged her to a thumb wrestling match. I beat her two out of three. So she said, "All right, you win." She picked up her briefcase and walked out the door. She could be heading for New Zealand for all I know. Still, I have an ominous feeling we haven’t seen the last of her. She’ll be back. Anyway, she’s gone for now. So let’s party. I got a lot of letters saying you loved Andy’s dog. Several of you voted for the iguana, and six votes for the hedgehog—all from England. O.k., I’m a reasonable person. I’m willing to compromise. Andy can have a dog. But how about a REAL dog. I mean, a HUGE overstuffed St. Bernard that splatters drool on all the walls every time it moves? Would that be fun, or what? Lemme know what you think, o.k.? I have just the dog in mind.
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